Category Archives: Fallout: New Vegas

So a ghoul, a mutant, and a mute chick walk into a toxic gas. Stop me if you heard this. BECAUSE IT IS MY HELL. Ugly Ass Old Dude (aka Father Elijah) has sent me out to find a three … Continue reading →

All right, all right, let’s do this Dead Money shit. I should be immediately cautious because DEAD is right there in the name, all bright and on display, but like everything else I do in the Wasteland, I charge in … Continue reading →

Motherfucker. A collar on my neck? Oh don’t be clever? I am taking a bullet out right now and writing your name on it. I’ll play your little game. But make no mistake, my one goal in life right now … Continue reading →

I was bored the other day so I headed back to Nipton, intending to travel south and explore down there. Before I did though, I decided to stop in at that shop and check on Joe Cripple Powder Ganger who … Continue reading →

People keep asking my dog if Benny begged for it before he killed him. STOP ASKING MY DOG THAT, HE WASN’T EVEN THERE HE’S A DOG JUST STOP IT

One of the very first things I did in the Wasteland was find a dead guy who had a finger laying on floor next to him. The finger weighed nothing and it seemed like something a weirdo might pay me … Continue reading →

Conversation I keep having with this NCR Ranger: ME: HELLO NCR RANGER!HIM: What do you need?ME: I need to get going. (Apparently)HIM: Bye.

Hey! Hey you fucking bird. You stupid fucking crow landing over there like a fuckhead. Fuck you! You are fucking annoying. “Oh my gosh look something is showing up friendly on my compass over there! What could it be?” Oh, … Continue reading →

Well, getting the luck implant and the naughty nightwear really turned things around at the casinos for me as I am now banned from all of them. I didn’t get any free drinks in the Ultra-Luxe at all while I … Continue reading →

The other day a local in Freeside walked up to me to tell me something about someone being in the Lucky 38, gosh who could it be. IT’S ME. IT’S FUCKING ME. I HAVE BRIGHT BLUE HAIR I AM VERY … Continue reading →