The other day a local in Freeside walked up to me to tell me something about someone being in the Lucky 38, gosh who could it be. IT’S ME. IT’S FUCKING ME. I HAVE BRIGHT BLUE HAIR I AM VERY DISTINCT LOOKING. Anyways, this local was filthy. She was just covered in dirt. I pulled up my pimp boy and dropped a box of detergent at her feet, but she walked away without even considering my makeover offer. Fuck you too lady.
Then I went to Gomorrah for a bit and tried dropping stacks of pre-war money on the prostitutes but they seemed unimpressed.
Today my plan is to get some clothes and an implant to up my luck. I am so sick of losing with 6 luck. It is the worst kind of losing. I get 19, dealer gets 20. I get 20, dealer gets 21.
I GET 21.
THE DEALER ALSO GETS 21. AAAUUUUGH.
FUCK YOUR CARDS FUCK YOUR CHIPS FUCK YOU ALL
I WILL INCREASE MY LUCK COME BACK AND DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN CASINO.