At the top of the bell tower, I took a deep breath of whiskey and flipped the control switch to activate the gala event. I looked out at the casino and saw fireworks shooting into the air and and all kinds of crazy shit like that. Then I looked down and saw ghost people swarming at the base of the tower. Goddammit.
I threw a few gas bombs down at them but it seemed to only kill a couple. Fuck it, I said. I’m just gonna go down there and start punching them. I killed about 8 or 9 of these assholes on my way back to the villa and then just got downright sick of them, so I just started running past them. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you aaaaah fuck yoooouuuu.
I got to the gate and then BAM. I was inside the casino.
And hey, there’s all those other people. Why are they laying on the floor?
And why is everything looking all wobbly?
Oh shit.
I got hit in the head again…here I go, falling over, blacking out.
All these concussions cannot be good for my alcohol-soaked brain.
I wake up and all the other dudes are gone. I start looking around when suddenly Father Elijah’s voice starts blaring at me out of nowhere. “Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup” I say over and over as he gives me instructions to do something. I honestly didn’t hear what he was telling me over the “shutups.” I also found some vodka. Anyway, I figure I will just follow the arrows for each task until the task is MURDER. And then..I will still follow the arrow only more excitedly. I wander around some more only to find that there are radios ready to make me explode like…everywhere. I dart really close to one that I can’t shut off or destroy to grab a bottle of whiskey that is sitting on a table under it. My collar is beeping super fast, but I dart back out with my whiskey.
WORTH IT.
I go into the casino and OH GOD A HOLOGRAM HIDE IN THAT CORNER.
I hide, and find a terminal to make him go somewhere else. Phewf-ta. I run upstairs and start looking for places that might have awesome stuff I want. But, goddammit another radio. I suddenly remember that I haven’t slept for like weeks and sit on a sofa. Oh god it feels ni-HEY! There’s that radio!
I draw my gun and shoot it and wander around a lot more. Then I see! A hologram emitter! Sweet, I’ma gonna shoot it. I draw my pistol and BLAM one hologram disappears. Oh GOD THERE WERE TWO MORE.
OH GOD THAT ONE SEES ME!
OH FUCKING GOD IT IS TURNING RED AND SHOOTING LASERS AT ME!
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN FUUUUUUUCK
I dart out of the casino back out to the lobby area, sprint to the couch by the casino’s door, sit down, and drink a whiskey to soothe my racing, pounding heart.
Oh god.
I was
I was here the WHOLE time, officer.