Get A Strap For It.

Dear Brotherhood of Steel People Who Asked Me to Do that Dumb Thing,

Fuck you. Fuck you a million times.

Next time you lose a fucking gun, just take one of your other guns in the giant pile there and shove it in your fucking mouth. I sure as fuck don’t want to hear about it. You goddamn idiots.

PS Everyone Else:

Fuck off, you are killing my buzz. I am trying to wander the wastes and get my drank on with my drank friend Cass and you all keep asking me for favors. I will only accept whiskey as payment from now on.

I hate you all.

Love,

Me

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