One of the very first things I did in the Wasteland was find a dead guy who had a finger laying on floor next to him. The finger weighed nothing and it seemed like something a weirdo might pay me hella caps for later so I grabbed it.
Now, over a month later, I am still carrying this finger around with me. I have found no one willing to pay me big money for an old, rotting finger that has been in my pocket for weeks and I am considering dropping it somewhere where I think it might bug people the most. In one of the casino’s swimming pools? On the Boomer teacher’s desk? On the floor of the New Vegas Clinic?
I finished Vault 22 finally, which I should’ve done along time ago except before I finished it I got sick of Veronica and got Cass instead and now I’ve gone back to Veronica again. I walked out of the Vault at the end and yelled “FUCK PLANTS FOREV–Oooh is that barrel cactus!?!?”
Yes it was.
I also killed a bunch of cazadors, which is super easy with my beloved Sniper Rifle now. The first time I tried to kill one was like:
“What is that a fucking a bug? I can kill a bug.”
CAZADOR ATTACKS
“Oooowwwwwwwwwww, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. That fucking hurt.”
My next goal is to find all those deathclaws along the river and try out my new Anti-Material Rifle. I know, I know, factions…struggle for power, hoover dam, whatever. I have a new giant gun, leave me alone.