I go into a house in a Novac. And a lady is in her kitchen, with a broom.
FUCKING SWEEPING.
Lady. Sweeping is like STEP LAST of cleaning your house. You should pick up all the large pieces of debris that the broom can’t handle first. You should do the dishes, instead of piling them in this crate in the corner.
LOOK IT. The broom isn’t even doing anything. The floor looks exactly the same. Stop it. Stop sweeping.
Gimme your fucking broom. Fucking give it to me.
I am going to go throw it in a FUCKING LAKE.
I know, there’s no lakes around here.
THAT IS HOW FAR AWAY I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING BROOM.
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