Monthly Archives: October 2010

Violent Mood Swings

I’m at a campfire. I’m super excited because I am going to make me a Caravan Lunch. Fuck yeah. Cram, Instamash, Pork N Beans, all shoved in a lunchbox and stirred up with some Radaway. I practically want to make … Continue reading

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Fuckin…Gimme That.

I go into a house in a Novac. And a lady is in her kitchen, with a broom. FUCKING SWEEPING. Lady. Sweeping is like STEP LAST of cleaning your house. You should pick up all the large pieces of debris … Continue reading

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A Real Person Would Start Choking Me or Something

Why do I love pretending like I took one too many blows to the head when I’m having conversations with people? It’s like I’m roleplaying an Alzheimer’s patient. I just kept asking this guy in the Dinosaur’s Mouth who he … Continue reading

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Might As Well Face It

I’m addicted to beer. :/

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Haha, My Bad!

Near Sloan, I wanted to go check out the piles and piles of Deathclaws nearby. I climbed some cliffs and walked over and oh shit the Deathclaws saw me. And then one chased me back to camp and killed a … Continue reading

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Woooooo!

I AM AT MY HOUSE! I AM INSTALLING THIS GAME! These poker chips that came with the collector’s edition are pretty sweet. 12% C’moooooonnnnnnn Opening up the playing cards… These are pretty neat tooooo oh maaaan 41% I gotta get … Continue reading

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Wasteland Asshole

I am at work patiently waiting to hear that my collector’s edition of New Vegas has arrived before taking off early to go home and play it, so I will write about other shit til then. I’m pretty naturally inclined … Continue reading

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I Am Going to Write Here

This is where I’m gonna write stories about Fallout: New Vegas, and old stories about Fallout 3. I like to drink a lot in game.

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